hiddlestonisthegodofmischief:

Yea, you do. An army of vaginas waiting desperately for you.




moriarityrp:

Temper, temper


desperate-butnot-serious:

i look at this man, and my ovaries literally explode. 
my god
does he know how hot he is? he must know. i mean, if i was that hot, i would realize surely. but he’s not arrogant, he’s lovely,
I NEED TO STOP NOW. 

grett:

Me “Ow, can i borrow this newspaper?”
Benedict “But I’m naked!”
Me “Oh! It’s fine!” *just give me the fu*king newspaper!* :)


coventry-alloveragain:

cumberbitchsandwich:

Onion Slicing Rule #1: You should probably be looking at what you’re slicing. Unless you’re Benedict Cumberbatch.

UNLESS YOUR’RE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

coventry-alloveragain:

MANDEM LEMME SEE YA GET DOWN LOWWITH THE HEADS, SHOULDERS, KNEES & TOES 




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